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I Dream of Leela – Chapter 3

I Dream of Leela by BumbleBeeTheta
Part Three- Fortune Cookie Future

And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
And shes so smart and independent; I dont think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her.
I wonder why theres not another guy that shed prefer

Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesnt seem to matter that Im lacking in the bulge.
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one else does.
She brings me Mexican food from Sombreros just because.

And when I feel like giving up,
Like my world is falling down,
I show up at 3am
Shes still up watching Vacation and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and
I know that everything,
Everythings gonna be fine.
- Josie by Blink 182

Scene: Next morning in the kitchen.

(Leela, wearing a robe over her nightgown, groggily walks into the kitchen, rubbing her eye.)

Fry: Morning.

(She looks up and sees him sitting at the table, drinking coffee. She smiles and sits down.)

Leela: Gmorning. Im surprised my father didnt kick you out.

Fry: Well, once I reasoned with him, he let me off with a stern warning that if you get pregnant or contract HIV Ill never see the sun rise again.

Leela: Have you ever seen it rise?

Fry: No. But he doesnt know that.

Leela: You should. Its so beautiful. Probably the prettiest thing in the universe.

Fry: Even prettier than you?

Leela: Remember what I said when you said the view in my apartment was perfect?

Fry: Yeah. You said it was the corniest thing youd ever heard.

Leela: Well, Im making your comment just now take its place.

Fry: But girls like corny things, dont they?

Leela: Why else would I be going out with you?

Fry: I see your point. But is that why you love me?

Leela: (smiling) Dont push it.

Fry: So what do you want to do tonight?

Leela: I dunno. But lets not relive last night. I dont think I want to get yelled at again.

Fry: Yeah. P (more...)

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Leela and Amy – Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1

Generally, when the Professor declared "Good news, everyone!" at any given time, he usually meant everything but. Today had been somewhat of an exception, as it was Valentine's Day of 3005, and was kind enough to have given the crew the rest of the day off as soon as they'd finished their first delivery. Everybody thought that was great, but by the time it came, Leela had decided that the news wasn't good at all.

"Well everything seems to be in order," Hermes announced at the conference table, rustling the day's finished paperwork through his fingers. "I suppose that means you can all leave, right Professor?"

"Oh my, yes," the elderly man nodded with a wrinkled smile. "So long everyone! See you tomorrow, et cetera. Bye!"

"Wait?" asked Fry suspiciously. "I've been meaning to ask you all day, why are you being so nice to us?"

"Oh! That's simple," Farnsworth grinned. "I managed to work out a rather indecent proposal with a sexy, younger, mad scientistess colleague of mine from Mars University. Seems she wanted a particular doomsday device made and couldn't pay with cash, so is willing to spend this evening with me instead. It will be a night to remember, ohhh yes."

He thinks in his mind about what might be in store for him: him sitting at a table with her, on which sits a holographic board game. She wears a hooded black cloak and he has a barbarian styled horned helmet and fur coat.

"You destroy the skeleton," she says to him. "You find a healing potion and a plus two mace."
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Sexy Futurama: Hey There Leela Chapter 1

Hey, guys... My first fic here, but don't think that means you have to be nice. I love all reviews, even flames, mostly because flames are usually true, if they're about the writing style. So, eh, yep. This is sort of a song fic, but not really. Well, it incorperates the song 'Hey There Delilah', but in this fic it's 'Hey there Leela', because Fry writes it. Not as corny as it sounds, at least I don't think so...

(hopefully) happy reading,

Audrey

p.s- oh, almost forgot, there isn't any Bender Fry slash in this, even though some of those stories are pretty good... If it seems strange to you, just remember I'm trying to go for a strong friendship bond, and almost an implied parental figure... You'll just have to read. He he...

Inside Robo Apartments, a bending unit was mumbling in his sleep as he usually did. Kill all humans...

With a small whirring of gears, he awoke to his internal alarm system. Yawning and stretching, Bender made his way into his closet, where the meatbags snores could be heard all the way to Neptune.

Sure enough, hunched over on the couch was Fry, holophoner still clutched in his once more human hands and his cheek plastered to the cover of a holophoner practice book. He had fallen asleep practicing again, and his drool was making a small puddle on the cover of My First Holophoner. Bender paused, looking upon the scene with amusement, disgust, and some fuzzy feeling he didnt quite want to place.

Bender slowly slid the practice book from underneath Frys cheek, rolled it up, and whacked him, hard, on the head.

Rise and shine, meatbag! Fry yelped as he lost his balance, rolled off the couch, and planted his face into the carpet. There he grumbled something unintelligible into the wooly fibers of the floor, waving his hand as if to shoo the robot away.

Bender narrowed his eyes. It wasnt usually this hard to wake hi (more...)

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Happy Lur gives his huge creampie to Turanga Leela!

Leela Futurama Hentai

High time to present some special sort of Futurama in shape of porn anime... One awesome cum-drinker displays the truly unique abilities in Futurama XXX assriding on this bulging and powerful rod as a warm-up and then being squeezed with the same rotator in the lying position... Petting and caressing is how every action to start, but the continuation can never be foretold! and ;)

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