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I Dream of Leela – Chapter 3

I Dream of Leela by BumbleBeeTheta
Part Three- Fortune Cookie Future

And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
And shes so smart and independent; I dont think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her.
I wonder why theres not another guy that shed prefer

Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesnt seem to matter that Im lacking in the bulge.
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one else does.
She brings me Mexican food from Sombreros just because.

And when I feel like giving up,
Like my world is falling down,
I show up at 3am
Shes still up watching Vacation and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and
I know that everything,
Everythings gonna be fine.
- Josie by Blink 182

Scene: Next morning in the kitchen.

(Leela, wearing a robe over her nightgown, groggily walks into the kitchen, rubbing her eye.)

Fry: Morning.

(She looks up and sees him sitting at the table, drinking coffee. She smiles and sits down.)

Leela: Gmorning. Im surprised my father didnt kick you out.

Fry: Well, once I reasoned with him, he let me off with a stern warning that if you get pregnant or contract HIV Ill never see the sun rise again.

Leela: Have you ever seen it rise?

Fry: No. But he doesnt know that.

Leela: You should. Its so beautiful. Probably the prettiest thing in the universe.

Fry: Even prettier than you?

Leela: Remember what I said when you said the view in my apartment was perfect?

Fry: Yeah. You said it was the corniest thing youd ever heard.

Leela: Well, Im making your comment just now take its place.

Fry: But girls like corny things, dont they?

Leela: Why else would I be going out with you?

Fry: I see your point. But is that why you love me?

Leela: (smiling) Dont push it.

Fry: So what do you want to do tonight?

Leela: I dunno. But lets not relive last night. I dont think I want to get yelled at again.

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Leela and Amy – Chapter 1


Generally, when the Professor declared “Good news, everyone!” at any given time, he usually meant everything but. Today had been somewhat of an exception, as it was Valentine’s Day of 3005, and was kind enough to have given the crew the rest of the day off as soon as they’d finished their first delivery. Everybody thought that was great, but by the time it came, Leela had decided that the news wasn’t good at all.

“Well everything seems to be in order,” Hermes announced at the conference table, rustling the day’s finished paperwork through his fingers. “I suppose that means you can all leave, right Professor?”

“Oh my, yes,” the elderly man nodded with a wrinkled smile. “So long everyone! See you tomorrow, et cetera. Bye!”

“Wait?” asked Fry suspiciously. “I’ve been meaning to ask you all day, why are you being so nice to us?”

“Oh! That’s simple,” Farnsworth grinned. “I managed to work out a rather indecent proposal with a sexy, younger, mad scientistess colleague of mine from Mars University. Seems she wanted a particular doomsday device made and couldn’t pay with cash, so is willing to spend this evening with me instead. It will be a night to remember, ohhh yes.”

He thinks in his mind about what might be in store for him: him sitting at a table with her, on which sits a holographic board game. She wears a hooded black cloak and he has a barbarian styled horned helmet and fur coat.

“You destroy the skeleton,” she says to him. “You find a healing potion and a plus two mace.”
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Hey, guys… My first fic here, but don’t think that means you have to be nice. I love all reviews, even flames, mostly because flames are usually true, if they’re about the writing style. So, eh, yep. This is sort of a song fic, but not really. Well, it incorperates the song ‘Hey There Delilah’, but in this fic it’s ‘Hey there Leela’, because Fry writes it. Not as corny as it sounds, at least I don’t think so…

(hopefully) happy reading,


p.s- oh, almost forgot, there isn’t any Bender Fry slash in this, even though some of those stories are pretty good… If it seems strange to you, just remember I’m trying to go for a strong friendship bond, and almost an implied parental figure… You’ll just have to read. He he…

Inside Robo Apartments, a bending unit was mumbling in his sleep as he usually did. Kill all humans…

With a small whirring of gears, he awoke to his internal alarm system. Yawning and stretching, Bender made his way into his closet, where the meatbags snores could be heard all the way to Neptune.

Sure enough, hunched over on the couch was Fry, holophoner still clutched in his once more human hands and his cheek plastered to the cover of a holophoner practice book. He had fallen asleep practicing again, and his drool was making a small puddle on the cover of My First Holophoner. Bender paused, looking upon the scene with amusement, disgust, and some fuzzy feeling he didnt quite want to place.

Bender slowly slid the practice book from underneath Frys cheek, rolled it up, and whacked him, hard, on the head.

Rise and shine, meatbag! Fry yelped as he lost his balance, rolled off the couch, and planted his face into the carpet. There he grumbled something unintelligible into the wooly fibers of the floor, waving his hand as if to shoo the robot away.

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Futurama Cartoon Sex

Some Futurama characters are going naughty engaged in undressing each other and playing the petting game that just begin, and you can imagine what they do next… This pack of hottest drawn porn action will get you and feel like hell and among those crackpot freaks having a good time!! This pack of hottest drawn porn action will give one more chance to feel like hell all of those wild Futurama porn freaks having a good time!…

Leela Turanga Cartoon Sex

Futurama heroes simply cannot quit a scorching new episode of this bizarre sex toon that cannot get enough of each other and for their perverse sexual fantasies! Nicely equipped street-walker from and cartoon is wreathing… Let’s get inspired by Futurama porn chick that is getting banged on the pavement when she was shopping just the other moment…

That is what you felt? Leelas mind: Well… yeah… Frys mind: Nothing more? Leelas mind: Umm… Ah… no… Frys mind (sad): *sigh* I see… A moment passes without any of them saying another word, mentally or
verbally. The moment turns into minutes and the minutes into hours. Almost 3 hours has passed until Leela finally tries to speak again. Leelas mind: Fry? Unfortunately she feels that Fry has once again fallen asleep and
apparently does not want to talk to her anymore. She sighs and resigns her
attempt, although it still leaves her somewhat uneasy and with a sense of
sadness that wont go away… A few hours later Leela has fallen asleep as well. She entered the darkness
in her dream again but the only thing she found was a sleeping Fry, he
didnt want to dream this night obviously and Leela could hardly blame him. After all, he had received yet another confirmation of his suspicions that
she wasnt interested in him any further than basic friendship. Leela let
out a heavy sigh, still not sure why she couldnt just tell him how she
really felt. Eventually, she lay herself down beside him and fell asleep in
her sleep as well (not too confusing I hope ;) ). CUT TO: Frys cell, later that night. (Right… like there is a day and
night in outer space… )Fry is sleeping peacefully for once when an object falls from the
ventilation system and hits him in the head, making a hollow *bonk* sound. He immediately wakes up. Fry: Hey!? …to be continued!

She sighs a bit and lets Fry control her again. She walks up to the hover
dollies again and pushes them in front of her as she heads towards the
caves. CUT TO: PE ship bridge. Bender: Aw, crap… goodbye sweet promotion… *sigh* Oh well.. (he chugs
down some more beer and continues to watch Leelas little quest)CUT BACK TO: Outside the PE ship, Volcano cave. As Leela approaches the caves, she becomes a bit uneasy but Fry is
determined to not lose control over her again and so she enters without
hesitation. Leela: Ohh.. spooky… She moves down the many corridors pushing the two hover dollies in front of
her, they limit her sightline a bit but other then that everything seems to
be working fine for once. She comes across a large steel door shaped like a giant cogwheel. Leela: Oooh, big door. Leela knock? Frys mind: Personally I dont think that would help much, lets just use
the panel thingy next to it. Leela: Caaaaaaaan dooooo! Leela walks over to the console and looks down on it. It has several
buttons but Fry (in a sudden streak of intelligence) decides to go with the
button labelled push me. Leela pushes it and a faint doorbell sound can
be heard from the other side. A few moments later the giant cogwheel begins to move to one side,
revealing a round entrance. The outline of several humanoid figures can be
seen through the blinding light coming from the other side. …to be continued!

p>Fry begins to concentrate, as much as he is capable of anyways. Leela
struggles with her own self-preservation reflexes for a while but finally
gives way to the probing thoughts of her friend.One of her hands twitches a little, the flies up and hits Leela squarely in
the face!Leelas mind: Hey! Watch it!Frys mind: Oops! Sorry about that. Man this feels weird…Leelas mind: Try to use a little less force… gently now…Leelas left arm begins to move, it begins to wave around in the air.Frys mind: Wooowooo!Leelas mind: Good! Try walking now…Leelas legs begins to move slightly… her left leg takes a step….
then…she falls down with a sounding *thud*!Leela: Ow! That hurt.Frys mind: Ahh, sorry! Um… Do you want to quit?Leelas mind: Just dont that that again ok?Frys mind: Ill try.Leela after much effort gets up, and takes a step forward.Leelas mind: Good. You got that right, now lets go for a walk.Leela walks around the cargo bay for a minute or two, it seems as if Fry
has gotten the hang of this after all.Leelas mind: Great! Now lets get this over with.Leela takes back control for a moment and begins to operate the cargo life
via her WristThingy . The lift carries both her and the hover dollies out
of the ship and onto the planets surface. Gas begins to seep into the ship
through the open cargo bay but it is soon cleared by the already active
ventilation system. A few moments after Leela steps off the lift, it
returns to …to be continued!